Wine stuff and nonsense from someone who doesn’t know fuck-all. My other blog is a foolcrow. Beware the Children of the Secret.Tumblr (3.0; @winefoolery)http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a4951394f4a491c303c4b19d6bc124bc/tumblr_mmeradKALS1sn2camo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Quivira Rose 2012</p> <p>a child recalls<br/> powder melting into strawberry<br/> stick of gum</p>http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/49828493382http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/49828493382Mon, 06 May 2013 23:06:13 -0400quivirawine haiku<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d9b53df64541570af58caacb7ee12a5/tumblr_mm8y14DNgV1sn2camo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bonny Doon Cigare Volant Red 2008</p> <p>transmission rev<br/> hot pants cherry flag wave-<br/> an honest race</p>http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/49548118984http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/49548118984Fri, 03 May 2013 19:46:16 -0400wine haiku<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c76ac448e0f37bb0e1bf39fd4ab995a5/tumblr_mlsbjoJxPb1sn2camo1_r4_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thomas George Unoaked Chardonnay 2009</p> <p>strange is appreciated <br/> even if not understood— <br/> dust balls under the fridge</p>http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/48812865941http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/48812865941Wed, 24 Apr 2013 20:19:00 -0400wine haiku<p>If you pay more than $60 for a bottle of wine fuck you.</p>http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/48806597151http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/48806597151Wed, 24 Apr 2013 19:00:28 -0400fuck you<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/438a5fd052f5c1262624214571ff8886/tumblr_mlop6atFfs1sn2camo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Scaia Tenuta Sant’Antonio 2011</p> <p>fruity wood <br/> oranges to apples, oh my <br/> orange sky</p>http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/48657970718http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/48657970718Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:22:58 -0400wine haiku<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/217de35f014f5adad2a3839288bcd9b1/tumblr_mll0s8GBmc1sn2camo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mikkeller Porter</p> <p>sour black gold <br/> molasses gunpowder thrill <br/> relax, jack. smack!</p>http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/48486385758http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/48486385758Sat, 20 Apr 2013 17:43:20 -0400mikkeller beer haiku<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/18b74eefea718a889ad2f0c4f7c37a84/tumblr_mlhem4BsXo1sn2camo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cisco Brewers Moor Porter</p> <p>christmas chocolate <br/> unwrap those fuckin presents <br/> already. smoked!</p>http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/48329423269http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/48329423269Thu, 18 Apr 2013 22:51:40 -0400beer haiku<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa4a5b55242b7b1149c6969d09fa6f35/tumblr_mlfe2978y51sn2camo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Kim Crawford Pinot Noir 2011</p> <p>this ain’t pinot<br/> good enough for gov’t work<br/> mild dirty fruit</p>http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/48240106847http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/48240106847Wed, 17 Apr 2013 20:44:33 -0400wine haikupinot noirkim crawford<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/772802b8703c7c51c69fbeae60d30344/tumblr_mldo03xUn41sn2camo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Rogue, Chocolate Stout</p> <p>artificial <br/> artifice ischial drop out <br/> next time buy stout</p>http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/48169873993http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/48169873993Tue, 16 Apr 2013 22:24:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/11926e5dff36edb1b940482a34fd05ca/tumblr_mld0s7WKgD1sn2camo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>the perfect crime, smoked stout</p> <p>rust brown spike <br/> copper coin waiting on the track <br/> danger ahead</p>http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/48132305677http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/48132305677Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:02:31 -0400stouthaiku<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fb1e6c07d3d8c326524ac0cbe669a502/tumblr_ml677vg3mJ1sn2camo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Rogue Hazelnut Brown Nectar</p> <p>summer fairgrounds<br/> walking barefoot on wet straw<br/> I’m nuts for her</p>http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/47826626507http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/47826626507Fri, 12 Apr 2013 21:38:19 -0400beerhaikubeer haikurogue hazelnut brown<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/53ed09b0417d9f39ad8392dc54a765f0/tumblr_ml4gs325sg1sn2camo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/47754856763http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/47754856763Thu, 11 Apr 2013 23:09:39 -0400wine tatoo[sic]<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/71b03f86a7b6f6f6ff142d06d62d0baa/tumblr_ml4gmwS2Z51sn2camo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/47754618631http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/47754618631Thu, 11 Apr 2013 23:06:32 -0400winemade with paper<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dea0e20694642749e7de7f656dd99c90/tumblr_ml43vtyaR81sn2camo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote><p><a href="http://flip.it/Ymk3g">Photo by keetsst • Instagram</a><br/> keetsst, <a href="http://flip.it/Ymk3g">instagram.com</a></p> </blockquote> <p>pairing challenge… vinho verde? gruner v?</p>http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/47731956275http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/47731956275Thu, 11 Apr 2013 18:31:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b70d1f5ebdeab2b7388a9cb3791ccf8a/tumblr_ml43bwYKK51sn2camo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote><p><a href="http://flip.it/jnIRd">Bearded mom embraces her facial hair</a><br/> Posted By: Amy Graff, <a href="http://flip.it/jnIRd">sfgate.com</a></p> <p>Twen­ty eight years after devel­op­ing facial hair, a 49-year-old moth­er decid­ed to toss the tweez­ers and let her whiskers grow. The German-born woman who goes by Mari­am appeared on the UK’s <i>This Morn­ing</i> show today to show off her goa­…</p> </blockquote> <p>Pinot Noir, for sure. If it were fuller I’d suggest something bolder.</p>http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/47731009639http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/47731009639Thu, 11 Apr 2013 18:19:08 -0400<a href="http://lookatthisfuckingwinelabel.com">I'm fucking looking.</a>http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/47673084467http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/47673084467Wed, 10 Apr 2013 22:50:24 -0400winefuck<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d7eeb866b9e32ee4ea65dbf2536086df/tumblr_ml2l3iN8L61sn2camo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Speaking of <a href="http://www.vins-etonnants.com/jurancon-noir-644/you-fuck-my-wine--6016.html">fuck</a>.</p>http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/47672859360http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/47672859360Wed, 10 Apr 2013 22:47:42 -0400you fuck my wine?<p>taste bud worthy? tongue confidence? grape fidelity?</p> <p>Fuck me.</p>http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/47671608340http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/47671608340Wed, 10 Apr 2013 22:32:58 -0400fuck me<p>If you buy any wine for less than $9 then fuck you.</p>http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/47671161459http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/47671161459Wed, 10 Apr 2013 22:27:48 -0400cheapfuck you<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxo7reMBXq1r79cqoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sassmkt.tumblr.com/post/15712171739/not-recommended-i-bought-this-yesterday-from-cold" class="tumblr_blog">sassmkt</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Nederburg 2010 Rosé. Not recommended. I bought this yesterday from cold storage and I have to say it left an awful taste in my mouth. I thought it was because it had been chilled too much, but Now I think that is just how it tastes. </p> <p>I then thought it might be off? The cork was tight and the seal still fixed. This Rosé taste very acidic and also has a lingering of coffee or something bitter. </p> <p>This bottle costs $19.50SGD on promotion from $31.00. </p> <p>I have to say, unless it was a bad batch, this wine is horrible in my opinion. I am really tempted to take the remaining bottle back and exchange for another one or another brand completely. </p> <p>While I think it was good to try something new, I am enraged that I picked such a bad one. If anyone has a different experience with this bottle or can suggest another Rosé I would be very interested to know. </p> <p>Take care</p></blockquote> <p>enrage on motherfucker</p>http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/47670501500http://winefoolery.tumblr.com/post/47670501500Wed, 10 Apr 2013 22:20:15 -0400enragedbad wine